DonLeon's is not politically correct. We do not discuss politics or other controversial topics. We want you to unwind and enjoy!

If you ask for it, we need to have a conference with the Don; or you can make us an offer we can't refuse. Don't even ask for a discount, if you do, we'll call "Vito Two Fingers" to explain this policy in detail.

DonLeon reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, especially if we think that you're behaving as a Meshugana (belligerent, obnoxious, loudmouthed and arrogant). We strive to keep DonLeon's an official Meshugana-Free Zone.

DonLeon loves children, but has a low tolerance for noisy, chair climbing monkeys running amok. This is not a playground. So, please be considerate of other guests. Exercise your parental rights and keep those beautiful kids under control or DonLeon will have a talk with them.

If you are not served within 20 minutes, then you be served in 30 minutes. Don't get a knot in your shorts, just relax, read a magazine or use the opportunity to bond with your family and/or strangers, but DO behave yourself. Relax and try to shake that Atlanta, Miami, Houston, anxiety away. Nothing tastes good when you're in a hurry. Fast Food is Not Good & Good Food is Not Fast!

Tipping will be appreciated, especially now that we have become more civilized and actually have semi-table service. You no longer must clean your own table, nor fetch your own meal, so please be generous with our waitstaff as we want to keep them happy so they will stay.

If you have a complaint, opinion or a bright idea, we'd be happy to hear it. DonLeon is a very patient, tolerant, loving man...or maybe not...check with Susan to see what kind of mood he's in today. Some things just never change.

It's hard enough to keep DonLeon focused on anything so if you really want your meal delivered as you ordered...please don't distract him while he's cooking.